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For Immediate ReleaseMarch 17th, 2008 Today, at my Coffee Store, St. Patrick made a miraculous discovery. He tasted the finest Irish Cream he had ever tasted and he was so happy he talked all the local animals into leaving this fine Ireland of ours. What you say. How did St. Patrick do this today when he died so many years ago? "So you thought" said James Fitzpatrick, owner of My Coffee Store located at Central and South America Blvd, and, where Sally McBride is singing this Friday evening at eight, "St Patrick was only thought to have died so many years ago". "Actually, and I can tell no lies on this fine St. Patrick's Day", continued Jimmy Fitz, as he is known to his 6,000 customers, "St. Patrick was smart enough to purchase a cryogenetic ice maker and he crawled into it just after consuming one of my famous Irish Cream coffees with added stimulants - which only I know of - and am sworn to secrecy not to disclose to anyone except those who buy my espresso Irish Cream latte this Friday night." So, said our reporter. "I see how St. Patrick survived, but how did the stimulant fit in the picture." "Hmm" says Jimmy Fitz. "That I will answer in my next release". "No problem", says I, the chastened reporter, "but I'll be havin' one of those stimulants if its na tomuch a bother ta ya now". "That's fine" answered Jimmy Fitz, "and its Free if you buy two pounds of Irish Cream Beans, but only 'til eight tonight". End For more information call: James Fitzpatrick, AKA Jimmy Fitz At My Coffee Store 800-652-5282 "Have Fun, and never stop selling" says Jimmy Fitz: Top |
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